Zach is studying to be a diva athlete, in which he studies Daniel Mueller extensively. He is currently looking for a University to continue his studies in baseball. He likes grilled cheese and Sunkist soda. His dream is to make it to the big leagues so he can finally find a date to go to church with him. He is built like a football player but plays futball. He is the master of the 450 foot foul ball.
Did you know that Zach isn't a natural blonde? He frosts his tips thinking it is 1996. If he's doing it for girls then he needs different advice because the last time that was popular was the same time Starter jackets were cool.
Zach is obviously single.